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rating: 3
Yeehaw! Lookee here... It's the DVD set that has less teeth than the front row of a Willie Nelson concert! Hoo-whee! And they tol' me there ain't NOTHIN' smells worser'n hog manure... Dang... they wuz wrong!!!
THE STORIES (such as they is):
"Cornman" - This here feller falls into some toxic waste and comes out able ta talk ta corn. (Yah, I know...) Cornman and sidekick Butterboy does battle wiff Dr. Hoe in one o' the corniest movies evah. Count yer blessings that it's only 69 minutes long!
"Dogs In Quicksand" - A comedy/mystery wiff all sortsa plot twists that'll keep you guessin' right ta the end-- mainly y'all might guess why they made this thang in the foist place?
"Inbred Rednecks" - No self-respectin' redneck movie's complete without a Bubba, Billy Bob or a Clovis somewhere or t'other. This here'n even has a mutant "Bigass Rooster," a midget and a Peeping Tom! Sweet. Wiff over two hours wurf of backwoods slapstick 'n crazy cockfightin', you good ol' boys'll guffaw till the cows come home.
"Super Badass" - Farmboy turned hero "Super Badass" goes up agin three nasty guys: a clown, a boogey man and a drug dealer. Heads'll roll, blood's gonna splurt, and y'all may wanna slit yer own throat durin' or after this'n!
BOMBSHELLS OF THE SILVER SCREEN 4 MOVIE PACK ain't 'xackly like this'n cuz NOTHIN' is, Jethro, but it IS made by the same fellers whut brought you RURAL FOLKS.
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Them numbers in the doo-dads is whut folks thunk o' these four thangs, with 10 bein' "hot dog!" and 1 meanin' "man that stanks!"
(4.5) Cornman (2001) - Adam Lockhart/Noe Garcia/Mike Wiebe/Melissa Bacelar
(4.1) Dogs In Quicksand (1999) - Anne Shapland Kearns/Steven M. Keen/Mike Trippiedi
(4.9) Inbred Rednecks (2001) - Joshua P. Warren/J.R. Hooper/Shannon 'Redman' Franklin
(3.8) Super Badass (1999) - Charles E. Cullen/Lucy Coronado/Grant Plaskon/Ken Tignor
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